BIG MMA FIGHT THIS WEEKEND FAGGOTS!!

You fuckers need to do your part! Had one of you bitches order me a scale a few days ago so I could keep check on my weight. After my weigh-in tomorrow, I WANT ONE OF YOU FAGGOTS TO PAY FOR THE HUGE FUCKIN MEAL I PLAN TO HAVE AFTER I MAKE MY WEIGHT. WHICH ONE OF YOU FUCKERS IS GOING TO STEP UP AND PLEASE ME TOMORROW?

You faggots need to fucking clean my cleats...

...with your fuckin faggot tongues!!

The election is over...

...now get back to licking my feet and paying my fucking bills!

 

We're looking for a house cleaning faggot!

Looking for some fuckin faggot to come to the house and clean. You'll wash clothes, clean floors, collect our fucking garbage, wash dishes, clean our toilets, and do whatever else the fuck we want. And you won't get paid shit for doing it either...we might even make you pay for the privilege. You'll buy all your own cleaning supplies and leave whatever you don't use at the house! Which one of you faggots has the balls to come here and be out little housecleaning bitch??

DEMANDING HALLOWEEN GIFT CARDS!!

PAY UP PIGS!

Free game tickets!

Lions vs. Vikings

100% paid by our worshiper!

Life is good in the House of Masters!