Gifts keep rolling in...bills keep getting paid!

Faggot-bought Galaxy tablet arrived yesterday! Rent faggot paid the monthly rent again. Cash keeps flowing in. It's good to be me! Sucks to be you! 

Some loser faggot just bought me some new socks!

That means these fucking nasty ass socks are for sale. 

MAKE ME AN OFFER FAGGOT!

Classes are starting up again soon...

...which means you faggots will be buying textbooks again as well as doing my fucking homework! Several of you already know the routine. I tell you what I want done, the deadline, and you do it. Simple shit! Let me know which one of you fags is interested in being one of my homework drones.

Which one of you faggots will be lucky enough to lick these feet??

I WANT THIS ORDERED NOW!!

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000PBVR2O/ref=oh_details_o05_s00_i00

Online NOW collecting your cash and gifts!

Don't disappoint me cunts! 

Crawl over to my feet and give me that fag cash!