Which one of you faggots will be lucky enough to lick these feet??

I WANT THIS ORDERED NOW!!

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000PBVR2O/ref=oh_details_o05_s00_i00

Online NOW collecting your cash and gifts!

Don't disappoint me cunts! 

Crawl over to my feet and give me that fag cash!

LICK!!

Finals this week....

...this it's break time!  
Which one of you faggots is flying me down 
to torment the fuck out of you??

YOU FAGS NEED TO BUY MY WINTER TIRES!!

http://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/registry.html?ie=UTF8&type=wishlist&id=37V5SKSC4KY94